Taxi Rides

Within the commercial area of downtown and the waterfront I kindly accept sliding scale tips, and there is no dispatch fee.  Leaving this zone, the fare is $1/minute (generally ranging from $10-20 to the Heights and West Side).

Pickups outside of this area have a minimum $5 dispatch fee, plus $1/minute for the ride.

Chauffeur, tour, and companion services are available at $50/hour.

I accept cash, local checks, credit cards, Apple Pay, Cash App, Venmo and barter.

For Hire

I am available within the Hood River environs for special events, chauffeuring, and tours at $50/hour.  Weddings, wineries, and festivals are particularly suited to my chariot.

If you're feeling adventurous, I'll take you on up the Mosier Twin Tunnels Historic Columbia Hwy State Trail, Panorama Point, and/or the Gorge White House and Mt. Hood Winery.  I can carry you about to a number of local wineries, such as: Marchesi, Viento, Cathedral Ridge, and Hood Crest.

Hauling and Delivery

I have a second trike outfitted with a truck bed on offer for hauling services and a speedier e-bike with large insulated boxes for delivering smaller items, including restaurant take-out.  Hauling is generally $15/load, with the 5th load free. Courier and take-out is $5 for pickup and a minimum $5 to deliver, depending on distances.


Mobile advertising poster space for local businesses and events, including on-board marketing material and personal promotion is available.  This is a very unique, visible, and powerful way to put forth products and services. There are also opportunities for sole sponsorship, including complimentary rides with food and adult beverages. Inquire for rates.